Paraphernalia

Go .....Here....... from photo nr 27 for an explanation

Delia Maxine

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.	Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.	Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.	Celery? Never heard of it!
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.	Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.	Leftover wine??????? *HELLO!!!!!!*

"You are the average of the five people
you spend the most time with."

I'm going swimming today in the weight lose campaign, and have been trying on my swimsuits..

But there is swimwear and swimwear............

Speedo to Borat

Bikini's are OK if you have the perfect body, but most of us are shaped more like the lady on the right!

And people of a certain age will remember the
Itsy Bitsy Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

And if you're even older you might remember bathing huts :~))