consultants.............


The spoon:

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?'

'Well, 'he explained,'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.

If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'


As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.

Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same st
ring hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?'
"Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.

By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.

I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?'

'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'


solution ?



This is my, perhaps simplistic, solution to Tuesdays puzzle.


But a friend who is far cleverer than me, tells me it's unsolvable...... see what this website has to say about it. And they only have three houses !!!!!!!!!!!






computer security

This is for your own safety and security! 



If your workplace has been assessed and determined to be at a low level of risk, the following method is recommended to ensure no one can see your passwords or what you're typing




 For a moderate level of risk, this method ensures no one can see your passwords, what you're typing, or which website you're visiting.....






For a high level of risk, this method ensures ultimate security






I love the idea but want mine to be purple :~)

see if you can do it....


Found this really iritating puzzle on the web........
It always seems to leave one house without water gas or electricity.

is there a way to do it ??

fractals....

Wikipedia syas that a fractal often has the following features:
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I don't understand a word of the above but love them anyway :~))





A Short And Entertaining Introduction to Fractals 

Build Your Own 3D Sierpinski Tetrahedra
 

They also occur in nature 



 




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scones




We are having friends round for a High Tea today and I will be making scones. It started me wondering where they originated.

Scones seem to have been first prepared in Scotland in the 16th century and the name seems to have its origin in the Dutch term “schoonbrot” which can be translated to mean a delicious bread , or in the word “skone”.  Other believe it might be from the Celt word Sgon, that means "a big moutfull" !


The original Scottish scone was round and flat, usually the size of a medium size plate. It was made with unleavened oats and baked on a griddle. Nowadays they sell special pans to make it in.

When baking powder became available to the masses, scones began to be the oven-baked, well-leavened items we know today. British scones are slightly sweet and often have currants in the mix..

Then there are so called 'drop scones' which are made from a thick better and literally dropped onto a hot griddle or frying pan. Delicious with bacon and syrup :~)

There also varieties of savory scones. My favorite recipe is cheese, onion and olive scones from Delia Smith

In America they have something similar which they call 'biscuits' These are unsweetened and are used as bread. Because they are so easy o make they were a staple for the wagon trains and cowboys :~) They are often served with 'gravy' which looks disgusting but perhaps it tastes good ...


And a special note for Ian and Beth
....In Utah, the bread products locally called "scones" are similar to Indian Frybread and are made from a sweet yeast dough, with buttermilk and baking powder and/or soda added, and they are fried rather than baked. They are customarily served with butter and honey.

ooink ooink

Recieved this from a friend ......


I'm certainly no admirer of that widespread urge to mutilate one's own body with tattoos and ironmongery and I'm also not really one for sending jokes in general and those containing the more interesting parts of the female body in particular, in this case I think an exception has to be made.

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