why I like cats and being a Civil Servant

Four  men were bragging about how smart their cats were.                   The  first man was an Engineer,   The  second man was an Accountant,   The  third man was a Chemist, and   The  fourth man was a Government  Employee.  To  show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."   T-square  pranced over to the desk, took out some paper  and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,  and a triangle.  Everyone  agreed that was pretty smart.   But  the Accountant said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet,  do your stuff."  Spreadsheet  went out to the kitchen and returned with a  dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal  piles of 3 cookies.  Everyone agreed that  was good.  But  the Chemist said his cat could do better. He  called his cat and said, "Measure, do your  stuff."  Measure  got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart  of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard  and poured Exactly  8 ounces without spilling a drop into the  glass.  Everyone  agreed that was pretty good.    Then  the three men turned to the Government Employee  and said, "What can your cat  do?" The  Government Employee called his cat and said,   Coffee Break, do your stuff."   Coffee Break  jumped to his feet.......              Ate  the cookies........   Drank  the milk........  Sh*t  on the paper....  Screwed  the other three cats.......                                                                                                                                  Claimed he injured his back while doing  so......                                Filed  a grievance report for unsafe working  conditions.......   Put  in for Workers  Compensation..................and   Went  home for the rest of the day on sick leave...........                                                     AND  THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK  FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!                                       And finally : How does a Civil Servant wink? Answer      : They open one eye