ode to the shed

Back in the dark ages when the internet was born, there were many newsgroups......
One of which was uk.rec.sheds

I thought it had died a silent death, but have just re-discovered it on Google groups :~)))
It is populated by many wierd and wonderfull people, and has a language all its own:
Molish : To make, to construct. Opposite of 'demolish' A 'sheddism'.
See usenet group uk.rec.sheds. "Not having one to hand, I molished one out of 'loominum."

 Yurt inspired shed   a posh shed ! shed at Dungeness ?  the tetra shed 

One  of them once wrote this poem: This is our ancient shed,                                              good as a lie in bed,                                                  God save the shed.                                                                                                                            Long to remain in,                                                     with a roof made of tin,                                               full of a load of tqt,                                                 and perhaps a cat.                                                                                                                            Ooodles of finest junk,                                                roof made out of old bunk,                                             God save our shed.                                                                                                                            We have a sacred task,                                                 midst our old stuff to bask.                                           Keepers of things made to last                                         last of the past.                                                                                                                             We partake of B A                                                      at the end of the day,                                                 here in our Shed.                                                                                                                             These are the things you see,                                          which I hold dear to me,                                               Homebrew and a cup of tea,                                             and a fine PP.                                                                                                                                Let the shed ever stand,                                               finest place in the land,                                              GOD SAVE THE SHED. NB tqt=I think it means 'tat' BA=Brown Ale PP=Pork Pie Homebrew