a woman's place



Barbara Walters, of '20/20', did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that
women still walk behind their husbands.
Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime,
the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked:
'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom
that you once tried so desperately to change?'

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes,
and without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

LARGE art project

If you are artsy, fey, astronomical, can imagine on a really large scale, and have a sense of humor, you may enjoy The Four Corners Project


The Four Corners Project is the construction of the world’s largest sculpture using the least amount of materials. It consists of an invisible tetrahedron spanning the inside of the earth with the outer four corners just protruding from the crust of the earth. These visible corners are located in Easter Island, South Africa, Irian Jaya (New Guinea), and Greenland, with imaginary planes extending through the earth from each corner to the other three.  

going nanna's



The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall,  lush,coconut tree with lots of fruit hanging down, and there are four animals


A LionA ChimpA Giraffeand A Squirrel

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

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So think carefully . . ..

Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?
If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull

Chimpanzee = you're dense

Giraffe = you're a complete moron

Squirrel = you're hopeless
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Now scroll down to see the analys

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS



Obviously you're stressed and overworked

You should take some time off and relax

MORE guilt........


“Guilt is the price we pay willingly for doing
what we are going to do anyway”
Isabelle Holland Quotes

"A guilty conscience needs no accuser"
(English and Dutch saying)

“Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death.”
Coco Chanel Quotes

“Guilt is present in the very hesitation,
even though the deed be not committed"
Cicero (Marcus Tullius Cicero) Quotes

guilt


Recipe for Overeating:


1 batch, bag, box, or large plate of food
2 tablespoons of deprivation
1 heaping teaspoon of guilt
Sprinkle of shame



Optional: fatigue, stress, resentment, loneliness, boredom


Recipe for Instinctive Eating:

1 or 2 servings of food you love
2 tablespoons of intention
1 heaping teaspoon of attention
Sprinkle of trust
Optional: pleasure, enjoyment, celebration, tradition



According to an American researcher at the University of San Diego in California, chocolate consumption leads to the secretion of substances which imitate the effects of cannabis. Which may be why chocolate eaters can develop a chocolate “habit” and become, in a way, “cocoa addicts”. An individual weighing 60 kilos would have to eat 11 kilos of chocolate to achieve any noticeable effect… Not to mention the fact that such an individual wouldn’t stay at that weight for very long!

time warp...

watch these incredible slow motion films on YouTube :~))






water balloon to the face









water balloon II 

time.............

A personal time zone:   Sandringham time

Because he wanted his guests to rise early for the best shooting, Edward VII established the custom of keeping every clock at the royal residence, Sandringham, set half an hour fast.

In 1936, however, while his son (George V) lay dying at Sandringham, several mistakes were made because of the discrepancy between real time and Sandringham time.

In a rage, the Prince of Wales (the future Edward VIII) ordered that the clocks immediately be set to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT); it took a local clockmaker from midnight to dawn to accomplish the task.



Edward VII, (1841-1910) British monarch, king of Great Britain and Ireland (1901–10), eldest son of Victoria and Albert [noted for his love affairs and extravagant living, his interest in foreign policy, his role in the Anglo-French entente of 1904, and the constitutional crisis (over the attempt to limit the veto power of the House of Lords) which marked the end of his reign]

lightning...

I love lightning !

A lightning strike gives a vivid backdrop to the iconic Eiffel Tower. Amateur photographer Bertrand Kulik captured the shot on 28 July 2008 during a storm in the French capital.


The Greek god of thunder Zeus
"Sakka" to the Buddhists
"Thor" and "Odin" to the Scandinavians
"Indra" to Indians
    
                             Wikepedia has an exhaustive page of info about lightning

          Lightning always stikes the highest point in the landscpae - so lie down


Lightning is extremely hot—a flash can heat the air around it to temperatures five times hotter than the sun’s surface. Lightning is not only spectacular, it’s dangerous. About 2,000 people are killed worldwide by lightning each year. Hundreds more survive strikes but suffer from a variety of lasting symptoms, including memory loss, dizziness, weakness, numbness, and other life-altering ailments.

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe





There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.






Her sister had a
much better idea :~) 
House hunting was a nightmare,
but as Monty Python tells it,
shoeboxes are a luxury dwelling.
 
An 18th-century Russian woman holds the world record for having birthed the most children: 69, which she had over the course of 27 pregnancies that included sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.

But she's outdone by the male record-holder for most kids, a Moroccan emperor who, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, sired "at least 342 daughters and 525 sons, and by 1721, he was reputed to have 700 male descendants."

brain teaser

       Don't cheat - just look at the question first before reading down to the answer !                       

DEMENTIA  QUIZ   
   
   FIRST QUESTION:
YOU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?

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ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND  YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?

SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL  DOWN)

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

 YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.


TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 ..... NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

 SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....
 
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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...


IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? 

MAYBE  YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...


FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

 1.      NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,  4.. NONO, AND ???
     2      WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:
 
A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
 
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fear of dying.........




My 86 year old Uncle had to have an operation this week to remove a bit of his prostate. He was REALLY scared he might not come through it OK.......


He did, but while I was looking for some funny cartoons to cheer him up, and came across these ones related to the modern IT world we all now inhabit :~)




why are women so bitchy to each other?


A good friend is having issues with another woman in our group.... they have sort of fallen out because of this persons crass attitude and observations.

The weird thing is that my friend now feels SHE should make a move to repair the damage, even when she really could do without this woman in her life !



Women always compete with each other, it's always been like this, and will NEVER change. It's a base instinct to put other women down because, "what is she's a better woman than I am, and gets and keeps a man ?" This is of course all very primitive but our layer of civilisation can be very thin !

 
Woman are also constantly comparing themselves to each other as society puts so much pressure on them to be successful and beautiful, so they either get jealous or smug.

Then there are those the backhanded 'compliments" you can get from women, like the "friendly advice" on how you look (because you obviously have no clue how to look nice), and the subtle competitiveness and one-upmanships about husbands, relationships, weddings, children, holidays, houses … etc etc

Of course a deep seated jealousy can be part of the syndome. I think in my example that the 'nasty bitch' is REALLY unhappy with her life and envies my friend.....

DO the TEST and see how bitchy YOU are !

And the best advice to my friend is : It's life, unfortunately you have to develop a thick skin, and/or try to ignore them and/or beat them at their own game and/or get a vodoo doll :~))

BUT there are also good things on the web..


A body like a muskrat, nose like a hedgehog and feet like a duck-billed platypus, give this Russian mammal a comical appearance, but its plight is no laughing matter.

What is known is that the desman is uniquely designed for life in the water. No larger than a guinea pig, the animal’s compact, 8-inch body and cone-shaped head reduce resistance as its webbed feet paddle and rudderlike tail navigates. Its flexible trunklike nose is used as a periscope to breathe and sniff out danger above the surface. Glands in a pear-shaped bulge at the base of the desman’s tail produce a strong musk-scented oil, which the animal rubs on its silvery brown coat to increase its water resistance. The desman also uses the scent to mark its territory, helping it retrace its course in murky water and compensating for its rudimentary vision.

Above the surface, the desman builds an intricate network of dens in which to breathe more easily as well as sleep, eat and raise young while hiding from predators. Entered through underwater entrances, the dens are usually located at about 100-foot intervals around a lake, approximately the distance a desman can travel underwater in a minute. Paddling along a lake bottom in search of food, the desman clears trenches between its dens, which retain the animal’s musk scent. The desman’s primary prey—bottom-dwelling insects and their larvae, snails and small fish—are lured to these trenches by the aerated water and scent.

Beginning in the late nineteenth century, the animals were actively hunted for their soft, durable pelts. Homemakers used the desmans’ dried, musk-scented tails as sachets for their linens to deter moths. Later, the oil was used in perfumes and colognes.





There are two genus:

Above the :
 Pyrenean Desman (G. pyrenaicus)

Right and below:
the Russian Desman (D. moschata)
more info HERE
At Klyazma wildlife sancturary, 120 miles east of Moscow the Desman have inhabited lakes there for 30 million years. Both species are on the Red List as vunerable species.

the influence of the web and new media...

For years I've been going on to all my friends about how wonderful the Internet is and 'how did we live without it'. But of late I have been wondering about it's influence on our lives.

Especially the generation that's growing up not knowing there was once a time when one  bought reference books and encyclopedia's, or one had to go to the local library to look stuff up for homework projects.

A mobile phone was a big red box on the back of a lorry, and twitter was what birds did in the early morning and a hub was part of a wheel.

But aside from all the good things on the web, there are also seamier things out there .... All sorts of sexual weirdness, nasty jokes, demoralising sides of society. I worry that the youth of today will be exposed to even more perversions and become used to things that are perhaps not to the good of society on the whole.

The recent riots in England affected me a lot.
A whole load of undisciplined citizens burning, pillaging and looting - where has decency gone ?

Maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy, but I worry about the effects of MTV on our kids, the zap culture surrounding us and the lack of respect for authority at all levels of cizilisation. 

So maybe it's a good thing I am so old, I might not see the world dissolve into total decadence as the Romans and Greeks seem to have done. But maybe that's the way things go, a never ending circle of building up and breaking down of society.

cuckold


Cuckold is a historic derogatory term for a man w
ho has an unfaithful wife. The word, which has been in recorded use since the 13th century, derives from the cuckoo which gives up nurturing its own by laying eggs in other birds' nests. 

The earliest written use of the Middle English derivation, cokewold, occurs in 1250.

Now a rare term, wittol was once a common term for a complaisant husband who
was aware of but condoned his wife's infidelity.


Right, so what's the female version then ?!

A little research yielded Cuckquean :Originally the feminized word for the male oriented "cuckold". The term nowadays seems to be used both in and outside of the kink lifestyle to denote a woman who's husband openly commits adultery with her full consent and acceptance. This consent might be openly spoken of (and among the kinky set, usually is) or in some cases is more implied, by a woman who does not leave her husband despite numerous infidelities. She may also help him find partners and even gets involved in the act. The term cuckquean, while not as old or well known as the term cuckold, dates back at least as far as the 16th century.

The Internet is a huge resource but sometimes you
wish you didn't know about some things !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to love and romance ??

to cheer us all up in these hard times


If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.


If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00




Based on the above, the best current
investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle


A recent study found that the average Briton walks about
900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink,
average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?